Long Lost Siblings, Reunited

Ned and Teresa were perfect strangers until one day they discovered they weren't even real. They were just names being written into an HTML document as semi-organic filler. Word-wrap, basado.

Canada, a Story of Wasted Potential

Oh Canada, my home and native land! These are (probably?) the words to Canada's national anthem. Many proud Canadians gayly sing this tune while drizzling maple syrup on their quadrated flapjacks. But is the country really living its best life now?